 "Photo: Courtesy Treasure Tavern")
Treasure Tavern brings a night full of risqué cabaret, comedic performances and mind-boggling acts, not to mention a three-course meal.
The adult dinner show, which opened in late June, is located next to the Pirate's Dinner Adventure just off of I-Drive.
Odien Inc. owns Treasure Tavern and Pirate's Dinner Adventure, although the Tavern is a far cry from the family-oriented "swashbuckling" adventure next door.
No screaming children or stroller traffic jams here, think of Treasure Tavern as the R-rated version.
The show centers on the clamorous Gretta Von Keagel, a widowed tavern owner who hosts the evening's events in a series of flamboyant ensembles.
And if her name doesn't hint to you that this is an adult show, her naughty songs that are integrated with the dining experience will. "Toss My Salad" and "You Can't Beat Our Meat" are a few of the songs performed during the first and second courses.
When you arrive, you will be greeted by one of Gretta's "Jewels" and led to the main dining room. The scantily clad sirens not only act as waitresses but also as singers and dancers for the show.
The dimly-lit dining room features leather seating for up to 240 guests, a full bar and a small main stage where the show takes place.
The dining room decor is lavish and believable without being tacky and the room gives off a warm and luxurious feel. Heavy curtains with dark ruby and deep purple tones mask the stage and shipwreck treasures cover the walls.
The show begins with two pirate puppets who appear near the stage to exchange insults with Gretta as she welcomes the audience.
I could have done without the cheesy puppets and their bad jokes but the entertainment to follow more than made up for it.
Much of the show involves audience participation. If you aren't into playful humiliation you can put in a request for a table near the back, otherwise be ready to have the spotlight on you and even help Gretta with her suggestive oversized pepper grinder.
The cast includes many local performers from the Orlando area, such as Poopsie, the laughter-inducing mime and magician who acts as Gretta's pet.
The comedy troupe foursome reminded me of the Three Stooges plus a very ditzy and hilarious Jewel named Jinx. (Think snorting and tripping galore). The troupe's acts are mainly improv style competitions.
The entertainment also featured an acrobat duo, a Mongolian contortionist that will leave your jaw on the floor and a pair of quick change artists from Russia. The show line-up is structured to change on a regular basis.
The food, which is served on fine china and with gold-plated cutlery was delicious, but I would recommend ordering an à la carte appetizer to hold you over.
The menu, which was created by chef Wania de Mattos from Brazil, is comprised of a mixed green salad, prime rib with mashed potatoes and asparagus and a sweet almond cake for dessert. Vegetarian and fish options are also available if red meat isn't your cup of tea.
Speaking of tea, the drink menu prices might shiver your timbers. A complimentary mini serving of Gretta's rum punch is available for those of age but after that a glass of the punch will cost you $16.
For the amount of entertainment you get (about two and a half hours worth) and the quality of the food, the price of the dinner show is reasonable at nearly $50. College students are eligible for a 20 percent discount on admission with a student ID.
For more information visit treasuretavern.com
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